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Scream Demotivational Poster

2 GIRLS 1 CUP - Batman just saw it

TAGS: 2 girls 1 cup batman scream
Rating: 3.32/5

More motifakes by Kay

O.o - May 8, 2009, 5:36 am
WOW omfg that's funny as balls xS

THERAPY HELPS - But screaming obscenities is faster, cheaper and more satisfying ...

TAGS: therapy helps screaming obscenities cheaper
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by Budog

mariand - January 20, 2012, 2:27 am
lol... dude, that's the best part of the therapy
vulture - January 19, 2012, 4:57 pm
And MUCH more fun!

THERAPY IS HELPFUL - But screaming obscenities is faster and cheaper !

TAGS: therapy helpful screaming obscenities faster
Rating: 4.76/5

More motifakes by Budog

Budog - August 25, 2011, 5:46 pm
Well that is because she is just a psycho bitch...
mariand - August 25, 2011, 4:41 pm
LOL...and hair pulled?


TAGS: baby one move scream
Rating: 4.96/5

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GySgt1811 - August 10, 2011, 1:06 pm
5 wet nappies. I just overflewed (past pluperfect subjunctive) my Depends!
Cloudchaser - August 10, 2011, 11:17 am
Mother Nature is a mean spirited bitch. She loves to call at bad times and she doesn't give a shit if you can't answer right away, much less if answering right now isn't convenient


COSPLAY - It's not for everyone.


TAGS: sparta high school motivational screamer
Rating: 4.03/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 7, 2010, 1:23 pm
Hey! My mom went to that schoo.......Fucker!
Mega48man - February 7, 2010, 1:00 pm
that last one looks like chuck norris, that's where he got is high school diploma.
Portgas D. Ace - December 10, 2009, 12:19 pm
A deep black hole?
LogicDude - October 26, 2009, 4:57 pm
Was their school mascot a hunchback? A Trojan? Immortal?
DreMagnum - October 26, 2009, 4:43 pm
OMFG Thats the coolest thing i've ever heard...........not
Aryan - October 26, 2009, 4:39 pm
Oh my god! Hahaha! your not gonno believe this, but I actualy go to sparta high school, I swear to god! well, its sparta, NJ.
MrRandom - October 25, 2009, 3:14 am
LOL, I love it.
BoneCD - October 24, 2009, 11:31 pm
*tears* LMAO excellent Ron!
agdaniele - October 24, 2009, 10:04 pm


IN THE BACK OF THE AMBULANCE - Nobody can hear you scream ...

TAGS: back ambulance nobody hear scream
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by Budog

Budog - February 14, 2012, 4:46 am
"What happens in the box, stays in the box..."
Zetmonk - February 13, 2012, 4:21 am
Eish. That's unpleasant!
BeNiceToMe - February 12, 2012, 4:59 pm
Abandon all hope, ye who enter here :)


TAGS: powerful scream silence
Rating: 4.82/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

djrcreative - January 15, 2012, 9:30 pm
o/ Sometimes [though] the sound of "goodbye" is louder than any drum beat. o/
CloudchaserS - January 5, 2012, 10:54 am
In space, no one can hear you scream
maoworks2 - January 4, 2012, 6:50 pm
Lots Of The Times It's The Best Way !
Zetmonk - January 4, 2012, 10:03 am
Hectic. Awesome pic too.
Reality Lord - January 4, 2012, 7:09 am

creeped the crap outta me....niiiiiiiice :)


TAGS: bear eats you in the woods nobody else is there do you still scream in agony
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - March 31, 2014, 4:15 pm
Thanks 5Lot crotchety...can't get Teddy Bears Picnic "when you go out in the woods today" out of my head!
trbecome - March 31, 2014, 2:16 pm
"I know this is your nature" real wit. love it
thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 31, 2014, 1:38 pm
I sent the original late last night, trying to make it more humorous, but it's difficult when you've had a long week, and you're falling asleep on the couch. Having it rejected the first time, came as no surprise, lol! Thanks Ig :-D
lgvernon - March 31, 2014, 1:10 pm

Now THIS is what I meant! Biggest laugh of the month! 5L, faved, and shared on FB.

SPHINCTER - That thing in your ass that just slammed shut as you ran screaming out of the water !

TAGS: sphinter slammed shut screaming water
Rating: 4.47/5

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Thunderstrike - June 23, 2012, 11:31 pm
Well the closed sphincter makes one more aerodynamic so they can get their asses out of the water quicker.

ARGUING. - She's learning early.

MUNCH - on this!

TAGS: munch ice cream scream
Rating: 3.18/5

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spacedog - February 1, 2010, 2:41 am
Erik the Viking - September 9, 2008, 1:56 am
And a very well-done rendition on a plate with syrup or whatever, wow!
aPauling - August 27, 2008, 5:03 pm
Very good. For those not in the know, Edvard Munch painted The Scream, the painting this is based on. Very good motifake.
ax - August 27, 2008, 1:01 pm
haha brilliant pun :D


TAGS: affair screamer gagball your mom
Rating: 4.93/5

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rerun - November 21, 2010, 9:44 pm

tellitlikeitis is telling it like it is here.....hmmm, kinda fitting
tellitlikeitis - November 21, 2010, 9:41 pm
What RL really means RR is that I'm down with the settlement of assets, ehem!!!!
rerun - November 21, 2010, 9:31 pm

you crazy kids.
Reality Lord - November 21, 2010, 9:26 pm

.....ehem...RR...she's down with it...lol.
DreMagnum - November 21, 2010, 5:50 pm
So it took me like 15 minutes to figure who made this poster because of the new layout, but nicely done sir.
rerun - November 21, 2010, 5:37 pm

man, one has to wonder what your better half has to say about this side of you.

STEREOTYPES - White guys love basketball too

TAGS: boner basketball ball scream race
Rating: 2.25/5

More motifakes by composidore

David A - March 4, 2010, 11:05 am
It looks like Matthew is impressed with Jarvis' ball handling skills. Or he's just happy being in the game.

Perspective -

TAGS: waxing poetry body pain screaming
Rating: 5/5

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blesic - July 21, 2015, 12:13 pm
Thank you very much!
mizzdizz - July 20, 2015, 1:15 pm
NEVER AGAIN! ROTFL! That much pain to only gain 2 days over using the razor! LOL! Good one Blesic! 5L


TAGS: noise hounds screams suicide
Rating: 4.81/5

More motifakes by Peso

Peso - February 15, 2011, 5:48 am
Thanks. Yeah, true story too. They moved in "temporarily" last June. I'm not seeing a light at the end of the tunnel right now...
5150monkeylove - February 14, 2011, 9:22 pm
72 hours plus meals and meds. Ain't it grand! 5L


TAGS: ice cream you scream just wait til we get home
Rating: 4.8/5

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Greeny - September 7, 2012, 5:00 am
Expecially in the South, just axe anybody.
Verdeckt - September 7, 2012, 1:53 am
errr, in the vernacular of his people "Oh No you di-dent!!" :)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 7, 2012, 12:35 am
Whining is the 'Murikan version of whinging....Try to remember where that broken English y'all speak comes from. :)
ICEMAN - September 7, 2012, 12:20 am
What the hell is a 'whinging' child. Anything like 'whining'?
Reality Lord - October 2, 2011, 10:27 am

lolz...thought it was a hammy at first. then i remembered....ice cream in the desertt....lol.

TRUTH - Belief, repetition, and decibels do not create truth.

TAGS: yelling screaming shouting liars politicians
Rating: 3.72/5

More motifakes by Gaviota

Sean - September 30, 2010, 4:10 pm
THE UVULA Nature's little punching bag for your ....
AdmiralAckbar - September 30, 2010, 12:25 pm
I just got them back. The ex had to return the computer and deleted the drives. An undelete program and 8 hours later and the memories were back.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 30, 2010, 12:23 pm
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 30, 2010, 12:23 pm
2) Incriminating photos.
AdmiralAckbar - September 30, 2010, 12:22 pm
dude, mine got nothing. She tried but the judge had her in her sites. 2 rules. 1) good lawyer 2) female judge
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 30, 2010, 12:22 pm
That's why I live in sin.
culos - September 30, 2010, 12:20 pm
My ex still keeps killing me every month and will do so for 12 years. Ain't alimony a bitch!
AdmiralAckbar - September 30, 2010, 12:20 pm
there was that, but the arsenic was the real culprit
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 30, 2010, 12:18 pm
Deleting your Tevo doesn't count.
AdmiralAckbar - September 30, 2010, 12:17 pm
I said girlfriends, the ex-wife tried to kill me. Still recovering.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 30, 2010, 12:03 pm
You guys are lightweights...My Ex stabbed me with a hair pin.
AdmiralAckbar - September 30, 2010, 12:00 pm
I second that ed, reminds me of all my ex girlfriends.
Ed-Hyde - September 30, 2010, 6:57 am
reminds me of an ex girlfriend.
agdaniele - September 30, 2010, 12:58 am
LOL!!!! Minus one trip to the dentist.
Derek - September 30, 2010, 12:56 am
She appears to be the prototype for inflatable dolls.


TAGS: birds screaming
Rating: 3.19/5

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Motifake Wit Liberation Front - May 5, 2009, 1:50 am
THAT looks like a lot of fun!
Bunny - April 30, 2009, 6:18 am
I LOVE this one!!!!!!!


TAGS: scream
Rating: 3.09/5

More motifakes by BigT

vision test -

TAGS: fingers scream
Rating: 5/5

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Oldsod - November 29, 2013, 3:57 pm
Quite possibly the most disturbing thing I've seen since I've been here. I don't know whether to cheer or fear. 5L in either case...either to bow to the genius or keep on your good side...
Sho - November 28, 2013, 7:10 pm
Bon Appétit and a happy (belated) Thanksgiving :)
GaryO - November 28, 2013, 7:03 pm
Geeezus, Sho, I just ate….turkey wing tips



SOUND FX - In Motiland Everyone can hear you scream We just don't care enough to do anything about it

TAGS: sound fx scream homer munch
Rating: 4.28/5

More motifakes by house

chumley - June 4, 2011, 1:42 pm
Bart is missing...
house - June 3, 2011, 7:42 am
LOLZ verdeckt. I just planned ahead as I know i won't be around to submit on the weekend
Verdeckt - June 3, 2011, 6:08 am
Woah.. how far ahead of our american friends is your part of Australia :D



TAGS: pain jesus nails carpenters hammers screaming
Rating: 3.5/5

More motifakes by ronsart

Treehodger - January 14, 2010, 8:55 pm
My my, Ron. You seem to have accidentally made a true motivational poster. I don't know if we should be ashamed, or stunned. Perhaps both?


TAGS: screams you trees motivational ronsart
Rating: 3.3/5

More motifakes by ronsart

Treehodger - February 20, 2010, 1:05 am
I don't know shit! People always keep me out of the circle. >.> LOL!
spacedog - November 2, 2009, 11:55 pm
This is also a very cool pic. Nice job Ron.
Haarakkon - November 2, 2009, 6:38 pm
What if you just left her there? Would she still make a sound?
CANADA - November 2, 2009, 6:37 pm
always knew you had an eerie side


IT'S YOU - ... when your hit your toe on someting too hard to be ignored.

TAGS: pain face illusion toe scream
Rating: 4.56/5

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Zetmonk - February 21, 2012, 4:52 am
That's exactly what it feels like!


TAGS: yell scream hollar help cubby
Rating: 4.32/5

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Faceplant31 - July 14, 2010, 5:44 pm
Amsome. I expected to see this one done as a photobomber - you're doing it right type of bs. Not from u cub but that is what i expected so i am glad a fakin genius such as yourself did it first.





TAGS: screaming my name ron
Rating: 3.9/5

More motifakes by ronsart

agdaniele - October 7, 2009, 8:10 pm
Sex is one thing... but thinking of another man's motifakes?
agdaniele - October 7, 2009, 8:09 pm
Ok.... she's now screaming "Ronsart" - I may become concerned soon.
agdaniele - September 20, 2009, 5:08 pm
Yeah... my girl screams your name, too.


TAGS: agdanieles girl screaming rons name
Rating: 3.39/5

More motifakes by ronsart

Ed-Hyde - September 21, 2009, 7:09 am
lmao, good start to the day. needed that.
agdaniele - September 20, 2009, 11:24 pm
When all else fails... adapt!!!
RON - September 20, 2009, 11:21 pm
LOL...screams my name, but YOU doing the talent thing she likes...see...breathing thru ur ears does pay off.
agdaniele - September 20, 2009, 11:17 pm
Now, going by her description of Ron, I'm giving him 1 Lion for every 2 inches. What? WHAT? Really? Sigh.... 5 lions, Ron.
agdaniele - September 20, 2009, 11:16 pm
If I'm reading this right, it would appear that in some cases, she's unable to scream Ron's name.
Bartimaeus - September 20, 2009, 11:13 pm
That's a third degree burn right there, man. I hope he responds; this could turn into a battle royale. 5/5

PEACEFULLY - i want to die peacefully in my sleep, like uncle Vern. Not kicking 'n' screaming like his passengers.

YOU! - Played in Scream 3, didn't you?

TAGS: star wars you scream
Rating: 1.72/5

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Ye - September 22, 2008, 2:09 am
Ye yeye ye ye ye ye ye ye. Ye ye ye. YE!
Youse - September 22, 2008, 2:08 am
Youse youse youse.
you - September 21, 2008, 6:27 pm
You you you, you, you. You you you you you you you. You you you, you you, you you you. You. You You!!!

Hold Your Tongue -

TAGS: a drunken man on a flight to new york was duct taped to his seat by fellow passengers after attacking one woman and screaming the plane was going to crash jan 4th 2013
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - September 13, 2013, 1:09 pm
So true that did you know, you can get decorated duct tape! What will they think off next...teehee.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 13, 2013, 12:42 am
I'm amazed at how awe5ome duct tape is at fixing anything! Lol!


TAGS: in dirt no one can hear you scream
Rating: 4.89/5

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Reality Lord - July 21, 2010, 7:18 pm

double amsome
Faceplant31 - July 21, 2010, 10:57 am
agdaniele - July 21, 2010, 12:12 am
Ah yes, we steady ourselves on the shoulders of the dead. 5L


Marriage -


TAGS: desolation scream
Rating: 4.72/5

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dy2012 - June 4, 2012, 3:05 am
love it..I just visited my old self...I told to him no regrets...you did what you did :)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 3, 2012, 3:11 pm
Yes Rerun....we all like to visit the place we had our "first time". 5 soaps on ropes.
lgvernon - June 3, 2012, 9:00 am

Great photos, too!~

HOW TO DEAL WITH VAMPIRE HORDES RULE #23 - Set A Fire That Distracts Them With The Screams Of Your Loved Ones As You Get The Hell Out Of There

TAGS: hordes vampires screams rule hell
Rating: 4.57/5

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dy2012 - April 14, 2012, 1:50 am
lol nice one


TAGS: ice cream day she had it coming for a long time her eyes scream in terror
Rating: 4.33/5

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R.S.Jake - April 27, 2010, 11:29 am
Yes well played Grey, 5 S's for you! Especially because the second s is NOT the "modern usage", but an incorrect spelling and a Spelling Nazi's "achilles heel", Muahahahaha!
Ed-Hyde - April 27, 2010, 10:42 am
The below was the google definition. Darn it all. To be fair, on further research, "Desert" is the spelling used in Shakespeare. Modern usage uses the second s. Well played Grey, well played.
Ed-Hyde - April 27, 2010, 10:39 am
A desert is a landscape or region that receives almost no precipitation. Dessert is a course that typically comes at the end of a meal.
GreyScorpion - April 26, 2010, 9:44 am
Thanks Mooo+!!, I'll save you seat at the next class. & to the spelling nazi's, if ignorance is bliss, then you should be some really happy happy people. Deserts is spelled correctly, google it and see, don't be afraid, Mr Dictionary is your friend.
Ed-Hyde - April 26, 2010, 6:48 am
Nice one Moo+. Hey Grey, Desserts, like cheesecake. Not Desert like sandy. Though I guess she could be dried up. And BAD moderators for missing the spell check!
culos - April 26, 2010, 5:12 am
*won't be*
culos - April 26, 2010, 5:08 am
Anywho, I'd do her without worrying about the number of s-ses. I bet she won't that dry then....
rerun - April 26, 2010, 3:18 am

gee egg plant defender, way to make an introduction.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 26, 2010, 3:13 am
Fuckin eggplant-jerkoff
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 26, 2010, 3:12 am
You can criticize when you make just 1 poster better than GS's worst....STFU and GTFO....you're not wanted here.
eggplantdef - April 26, 2010, 3:08 am
Just deserts? As opposed to just tundras? Or just rainforests? Spell check ftw.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 26, 2010, 1:43 am
Deep....and sick......you need help GS 5L.

CREATIVITY - Where one would find a heap of trash Another will find a treasure

SILENCE - Is golden...... But trains will cover their screams.

TAGS: trains hide little boys screams
Rating: 3.88/5

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rerun - September 7, 2010, 4:51 pm

PM 5150
5150monkeylove - September 7, 2010, 4:51 pm
I thank you. I believe I had made the color mistake a few other times. won't go on.
Faceplant31 - September 7, 2010, 3:25 pm
5L 5150. Like others said tho, the dark blue is not a good font color to use. Amsome poster tho
pzykosiz - September 6, 2010, 7:01 pm
the jokes a bit hard to read cause of teh color but still 5L's
5150monkeylove - September 6, 2010, 4:42 pm
thank you for the advice.
5150monkeylove - September 6, 2010, 4:16 pm
I have an idea............... post will be in que
rerun - September 6, 2010, 3:30 pm

there will always be haters & 1L bombers.
Reality Lord - September 6, 2010, 3:29 pm

5L despite having to turn all the lights off to read the tiny blue print.
5150monkeylove - September 6, 2010, 3:27 pm
Thanks. According to the votes, somebody seems to disagree. I wish people would leave tips and suggestions on mine even if they didnt like it. I don't revenge vote.
rerun - September 6, 2010, 3:01 pm

I gotta tell you, this one is great
5150monkeylove - September 6, 2010, 2:59 pm
nope. I believe there are enough guys here covering the van angle. I just find it funny. I dont want to make every van joke into a tribute.
rerun - September 6, 2010, 2:43 pm

Profound.....something we need to know there 5150?

NOW - He's got a reason to scream

TAGS: scream
Rating: 3.75/5

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TAGS: and scream with me
Rating: 3.75/5

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I GUESS - He WAS screaming for a reason.


SUICIDE - My only escape now.

TAGS: wife nagging screaming whining bitching complaining until i m going out of my freakin mind
Rating: 2.57/5

More motifakes by phydeaux

phydeaux - December 28, 2009, 7:31 pm
Ah, the skill I never mastered until far, far, far too late!
agdaniele - December 28, 2009, 6:25 pm
Or, learn the art of leaving a bad relationship.

SUNSCREEN - You are applying it wrong

A SCREAM - sometimes helps when you see your girlfiend at motifake.com

TAGS: scream girlfriend
Rating: 2.18/5

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WhiteRaven - January 31, 2009, 8:32 am
Especially if CubbyBear is involved.
RnR - August 13, 2008, 10:03 am
... esspecially if she appears in a "2 girls, 1 cup..."

? -

EVOLUTION - Does not work that way

Yawn -

TAGS: yawn silent scream for coffee
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Silverheart

GaryO - November 16, 2014, 10:40 am
without coffee there's....well, I don't know
mizzdizz - November 16, 2014, 10:25 am
Hey hey, Silver! You been hanging at my house? or is it that great minds think alike, especially the sick ones, thing?
Thedge - November 16, 2014, 9:34 am
No-one in my house will even come near me until they are certain I've finished a second cup. I DON'T KNOW WHY !

Space -

TAGS: spacesuit spider scream
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - December 8, 2014, 4:53 am
Especially if its SBD! lol!
MissPriss - December 7, 2014, 8:41 pm
Or fart...but not highly recommended in a spacesuit!
Thedge - December 7, 2014, 2:46 pm
Same thing applies to life. 5L
mizzdizz - December 6, 2014, 11:28 pm
Same thing applies to the back of an ambulance!

too many lies make my ears tired -

volwronguminous -

reverie -

TAGS: reverie wonderful dream screaming fire
Rating: 4.93/5

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GaryO - December 5, 2015, 8:35 pm
luv good humor
Bandit5906 - December 5, 2015, 5:25 pm
Forget about that White Christmas dream!
jinxguy44 - December 5, 2015, 3:47 pm
Great post! It makes me think of my ex. I do miss her- but my aim is getting better...
Reality Lord - December 5, 2015, 2:59 pm

you know i miss you right? no eye contact plz...lol

worth it -

TAGS: scream laugh
Rating: 4.67/5

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JesusWept - April 8, 2017, 2:07 am
I can't belive i missed this one. Brilliant!! ^^^^^Up/F
demon001 - May 12, 2015, 11:21 am
Is that a family member?
mizzdizz - May 11, 2015, 1:43 am
Totally worth it! Including the follow-up visit because the nosy neighbors called child protective services! Too funny RL! 5LOL lions


TAGS: sweater screamer moaner halloween humor
Rating: 4/5

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lgvernon - October 27, 2013, 11:00 pm

Silverheart - October 27, 2013, 10:53 pm

I have never been so jealous of a broomstick before